Welcome to the grand age of 45 where time seems to go faster and fart seems to go slower.
At this age, it is hard to think of a reason to be happy except for the fact that you are alive, hearty, and kicking.
The challenge isn’t finding a cake, but of size which will be able to accommodate all the 45 candles easily.
Welcome to the age where you will enjoy a skill naturally of sneezing, farting, and laughing at the same time. Happy 45th birthday to you.
The best happiness has always been in the leg-pulling of my friend who has time and again left no stone unturned in making me laugh like an idiot. May every individual gets a friend like you. Happy Birthday dear.
There are times when the divine doesn’t bless us with what we want but instead gives us more than that. Like he bestowed a lifetime perfect friend like me to you. A very happy forty-fifth birthday to you.
Today is the day when you can think and even act like a teenager. Just don’t eat and drink like a pig.
Over the years, there have been numerous occasions where I have saved your ass from getting busted. I truly deserve a nice wine and dine on your birthday tonight. Happy 45th birthday to you.
Your best friend may be far away from you but he is sending all the love, wishes, and hugs on this special birthday. Also sending some wonderful gifts for you, along with their bills too. I am sure you will love them.
Do not be sad today about turning a year older as you are still young than the next year’s birthday.
If there is one thing that I have happily learned from you, it is in being charming and gorgeous all the year, by lying through the teeth of course. Thank you for the valuable lesson.