100+ Funny Patience quotes 😜😍 — Too Hilarious

It is good to have a light-hearted view of life. Things are rarely as bad as we imagine them in our mind and this is why sometimes we need to find things that make us laugh our heart out. Keeping the objective in mind, we have prepared a lot of patience quotes that are damn hilarious. They will certainly invoke laughter from you and you will feel rejuvenated. So do read them and also share them with your friends and family.

Patience is that quality which you adore for the driver behind you but makes you irritated if the driver is in front of you.

When it comes to love & war, f**k the patienceπŸ˜‚

Don’t worry about finding the right mate dear! You will find them one day because they are out there in the world, just banging other people as of now.

Is anyone selling patience online? Because I want to buy it RIGHT NOW!

If you are tired or have a lack of energy to do things you love to do, consider yourself patientt.😎

I sometimes run too, out of Patience!

I love to be patient, when I have no desire in my mind.

The true test of patience is the ability to hold yourself, when you are pleasuring yourself after many days of action.

If somebody tells me to be patient for the fruits of my labor, I like to smile and then give a solid whack on their butt.

My wife is patient in all endeavors of her life, except with her husband!

You think patience is good? Try and hold your loo for 15 mins and then let’s see.

Dear God! I want you to hurry yourself in bestowing me the patience.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
Edith Sitwell

I don’t want to stretch myself out of comfort zone. I will let the ageing process to permeate the wisdom in me.

I need to be as thin as my patience.

In a marriage, it doesn’t matter what you or your wife says, she is always RIGHT!

Patience is the key when you want to have the right selfie for DP after clicking 100s of them.

There is one thing that I possess than the people who are accomplished than me. It is patience, to stay in my comfort zone.😍

When you are patient for too long, the world pounces on you!

Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
– Joyce Meyer

Who you are patient for too long, either the divine blesses you or else you get screwed.

Being patient is hard, especially if your dad is scolding you.

You haven’t learnt to be patient enough unless you have been married.😜

When there are no door of opportunities to be seen, I rely on being patient.

If you want me to be more patient, then you better be more patient than me in the first place.

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
— By Margaret Thatcher

God, please bestow me with patience otherwise I am gonna beat the hell out of my peers.😜

I have a lot of patience to not forgive for a long time.🀣

I had my patience tested, and the result has come out negative.

May the God gives me some patience or else I will keep on screwing every other day.😜

When it comes to being abstinent for than a day, patience is a disaster.

It is damn true that when money comes, wife runs out of patience for shopping.

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